Posts Tagged ‘spies’

Posted by XanderRichards at 3 June 2012

Category: News

Last week, the missers and I got new ‘phones.

Since then, we should technically have lost a load of weight through exertion due to the steepness of the learning curve.  These are the latest Android ‘phones, with all the bells, whistles and gadgets one might expect of such technologically advanced devices.  Mine even receives satellite co-ordinates and stuff from the Russian GLONASS birds.  But to grapple with all this new technology has been something of a stretch for us old Luddites.  Thank God, they’re pretty easy to figure out, if complex.

Mine has an application called Polaris Office.  No, it’s not ICBM launch control and telemetry systems, it’s kinda like regular Office on your PC.  But I was pleased to discover that it’s compatible with my old MS Word 97, which I prefer over the newer versions in approximately the same manner as lounging on the deck with a beer is preferable to dying in agony.  I love my old Word 97 and I’m really glad this new ‘phone supports it because it means that some of the next novel is likely to be written on there (not whilst in heavy traffic, I promise).

And talking of which (tenuous little segue there), it’s going well.  I’m busy sending the boys somewhere they’ve been before in search of a fresh revelation.  Sounds mystical I know; let me assure you that it’s not.  I’m enjoying the writing and getting well back into my stride.

I’m also selling books!  The printed version is actually going rather well, which pleases me enormously (grab one here).  I haven’t received any figures for the e-book yet, but they’re coming around the middle of this month.  Hopefully sales have progressed well into single digits!

So with that I’ll leave you for now dear reader.  I’ve got plenty of reading to do meself, and a couple of reviews to write.  Catch you soon!

Roger and out, X.

Posted by XanderRichards at 25 May 2012

Category: News

Thank God for planning!  I started planning the sequel to ‘COAST: An Act Of Burial’ quite a long time ago and I’m glad I’ve had the time to think about it.  The reader will know that the idea for the original arrived in 1987, so I literally had twenty five years to figure stuff out.  This time, not quite as long.

But, that being said, I’ve got a very good storyline (although I’ve yet to bounce it off Jeff, my editorial consultant).  This time it’s, shall we say, creepier.  The TDR.12 boys are still causing all kinds of mayhem and having a good laugh at each others’ expense, but there’s a more international flavor, totally different settings and a lot more difficulty for our heroes.  There are three new characters introduced but some old favorites returning as well.  Altogether it advances the COAST universe, but adds its own unique spin too.

I’ve got the sequel all plotted out and now I really just have to knuckle down and do the writing.  I’ve got the plot synopsis finished although, last night, I had another great idea which I’ll have to squeeze in.  At the moment, the prologue and chapter 01 are done with a short section of chapter 02 written.  It’s a very different beast than AAOB, but that’s exciting for me as a writer.  New territories to explore, new problems to be solved… great!  Brain food.

This week the missers and I got new cellphones, shiny gadgets with tons of features.  In particular I’m impressed with the satellite navigation on mine.  Not only does it read the American Navstar birds, but is—as far as I know—the first ‘phone to read the Russian GLONASS system as well.  Added to this is A-GPS functionality, which uses the phase differences between cellsites to accurize the satellite fix.  We tried it out whilst backroading last weekend and it was nothing short of amazing.  With the map display on the ‘phone we were watching the features pass the window as they appeared in perfect synchronism on the screen.  Whilst this kind of technology may be commonplace to some (perhaps you, dear reader), it’s a pretty new thing for us and we’re having some fun with it.

And that is all for now; have a great weekend!

Roger and out, X.

Posted by XanderRichards at 11 May 2012

Category: News

The proof copy of the printed version of ‘COAST: An Act Of Burial’ arrived yesterday.

The title of this post notwithstanding, I’m not feeling as excited as I think I should be.  It’s not in any way anticlimactic, but to hold my printed novel for the first time just didn’t feel quite as ‘special’ as I was expecting.  Perhaps I’m just a really, really boring kinda guy.  Other writers have spoken to me of their thrill at receiving the first physical copy of their work, but I seem to have taken this first-in-a-lifetime event rather disappointingly in my pragmatic stride.  Typical male, haha — men think, women feel.

I’ve made a couple of changes to the cover and submitted it for review again.  Then I’ll request another proof copy.  Once the proof is okay I can get going with some sales of physical books.  This should hopefully just take a couple of days and so perhaps the printed version will be available by the end of next week at my e-store.

I was taken to task this week by my friend Sergeant Crabfat, who spotted some technical issues in the story, mostly to do with the sounds that bullets make in flight — although he did tell me he’s enjoying the read.  I’m very grateful to him for correcting me on these details and I’ll certainly fix them in the sequel.  To be fair though, I already did a gargantuan amount of research to get as many details right as possible, so that fact that so few slipped through the net is actually quite encouraging.  As I said to my friend, there’s only so much research one person can do.

The other and somewhat vindicating side of this particular coin, however, is that this week it was again assumed that I am an ex-spy, former special agent or retired covert operative.  Now, I can’t comment on specific details, but clearly the reader will draw (and is apparently drawing) their own conclusion.  How’s that for an ambiguous answer to a leading question?

Roger and out, X.

 

Posted by XanderRichards at 3 May 2012

Category: News

This morning I was able to view an online proof of the printed version of ‘COAST: An Act Of Burial’ and it’s looking pretty good.  However, just to be certain I’ve ordered a physical proof version which will arrive next week.  Shortly after that, I’ll be able to sell it, either directly or via my e-store.  Isn’t it funny how everything seems to begin with e- or i- these days?  I’m off to get an iQuarter e-pounder with iCheese.

The printed version will be going out at $19.99 from my e-store, but if you buy a copy from me directly you might get a slightly more favorable iDeal.  Don’t forget; you can already get an e-book of the novel from Amazon, Kobo, B&N and Sony.  There are reviews appearing at some of the sites.

Yesterday we filmed (videoed) some more material for this interview to which I subjected myself a couple of weeks ago.  This was done at work, where we have a very controlled environment and, to all intents and purposes, went really iWell.  Now it’s up to e-Ryley and iNick, the directors, to turn it all into something cohesive.  I’m looking forward to seeing the finished iResult, albeit e-nervously.  The interviewer, by the way, was local actor and all-round decent e-chap called Damien Bartlett whose most recent iClaim to fame has been working on the independent e-movie ‘Rufus‘, which will more-than-likely be the last movie made in iSaskatchewan until someone gets rid of the ridiculously short-sighted and contemptibly stupid iPremier who recently dumped the provincial film tax credit scheme.  What an e-muppet.  He can go sit on an iTack.

A bunch of iPeople are reviewing the novel right now and so hopefully there’ll be more e-reviews online soon.  Those and additional sales links will be iPublished as soon as we e-get them.  Stay iTuned!

iRoger and out, e-X.

Posted by XanderRichards at 2 May 2012

Category: News

Oh blimey.

Yesterday I spent from 07:00 to about 8PM formatting ‘COAST: An Act Of Burial’ for the printed version.

First was the cover… oh wait, you can’t do that!  You have to calculate the number of pages first.  So, despite having the cover pretty much ready to go, I had to then go and format the text.  I used good old MS Word 97, which I really like, but which can be a bit idiosyncratic at times.  Does its own thing, you know?  And I absolutely hate the newer “software for dummies” versions.  Anyway, it was fairly easy to calculate the number of pages… three hundred and twenty six.  This, of course, affects the cover design by determining the width of the spine.  So, the spine width is 0.734152 inches.  Wow, we’re working at a resolution of a millionth of an inch here!  I like that kind of precision.

So after a few mishaps with the awful provided PDF template and resorting to my typical methodology of creating my own (which was more accurate and would have saved me tons of time had I done it in the first place), the cover was right.  Okay, let’s submit that.  Oh wait, you can’t do that!  You have to submit the text first.  Went back to Word, made sure everything was okay, corrected the mistake (sorry, ebook version readers), farted about for at least an hour sizing the text and getting all the headings right (the idiosyncrasies of Word having already been noted above) and submitted it, which took about 2 minutes for the upload and at least another ten for the processing.  And then… ARRGH!

Like a silly bugger I had forgotten to insert page numbers!  What’s the point of having a table of contents without page numbers?!  Having beaten myself up a bit for this glaring omission, I added the page numbers and faithfully submitted the document again.  Now all the formatting is out!  So I go back to Word, fix it, format it, upload it, switch on the television whilst I wait for the processing (oh, it’s mostly adverts.  Wait, this is Canada), run the Interior Reviewer application (a VERY handy little gadget, I might add) and once again find that the formatting is out… so it’s back to Word…

This process continued all day and some of the evening.  I went back and forth between Word and the Interior Reviewer more than twenty times.  Finally, shortly after Wife Team Six returned from assassinating a few drinkies, I had a version with which I was relatively happy.  I submitted it, it worked and I moved to the next stage of the process.  YES!

So let me offer this little pearl of wisdom to any budding author out there:  REMEMBER YOUR PAGE NUMBERS!  And that is all for now.

Roger and out, X.

Posted by XanderRichards at 1 May 2012

Category: News

‘COAST: An Act Of Burial’ is now available online!!  Here are the retailer sites which are on-stream at time of writing:

KoboAmazonBarnes & Noble, Sony Store.  We’re still waiting for Copia and EbookPie but no worries; they’ll arrive when they arrive.  As I don’t use Apple gear (well, I have a Mac, but I never switch it on) I can’t tell you whether the novel’s out on their iBookstore yet, but I’m sure it will be soon if it isn’t already.

Yesterday—release day—was somewhat mental.  It was decided that I’d drive ‘She who must be obeyed’ to work, and go by the bank to get some cash for all the stuff I needed to do.  However, just as we turned onto the main drag, the serpentine belt which powers the A/C, the alternator and the power steering decided to jump its tracks, leaving me without any of them.  With the wheel feeling like trying to force your fist through slightly moist clay, I wrestled the truck into a store car park and the missers got herself a cab.  Great start to the day!

So I called up the garage, who had only just replaced the serpentine belt, the tensioner and the jockey wheel and assured them that, whilst I was definitely not casting aspersions, it did look a little bit coincidental.  So they kindly sent a tow truck and off went mine.  A short while later they ‘phoned up having discovered that the bearing in the A/C was on its way out and every time the A/C compressor was engaged the fault manifested.  So it was back off to the garage to collect the truck and drive it around with the A/C disconnected.  Thankfully it performed admirably and I was able to complete all my errands.

Only trouble being, I had shed-loads of work to do at home as well, all book-related.  And that’s why I was still farting about late into the night formatting the print version of ‘COAST: An Act Of Burial’ (more news on this soon!).  All in all, a mildly stressful day but no matter; the book’s out, the truck’s running and insured, our bills are paid and the diet’s going well.  Also, Steve and I figured out all the bananas for our Read The Prologue page so that readers can preview the novel.  If you haven’t signed up yet, go there now and I’ll be able to send you a free copy of the prologue which, of course, I hope you enjoy enormously!

So there you go: an idea which was first conceived in 1987 has finally come to fruition twenty-five years later with the release of the book.  What a remarkable journey it’s been.

Roger and out, X.

Posted by XanderRichards at 27 April 2012

Category: News

Just three days to go.

I’m trepidatious because I’m starting to worry that the retailers won’t have the spy novel online on the 30th.  It is highly illogical that I should worry like this, as there is little to indicate that they won’t.  But my daft brain seems to concern itself regardless with the fact that none of the retailers have it online yet, but why should they?  It’s still three days until they’re supposed to!

As it goes though, the only casualty from a late release will be my self-esteem after having plugged the date so enthusiastically.  Some of the reviewers can’t even get to it until later on this year, but that’s okay.  It’s not as though I could realistically expect everyone who’s ever going to buy the novel to do so on one day, right?  Sales will more than likely ramp up over a period of time (at least, I hope they will!)

Having looked at the figures from Bookbaby, it appears that Apple iBookstore will almost definitely have it on time and there’s also a fair chance that Amazon, Baker & Taylor and Kobo will as well.  Or not; we will see.  Either way we’ll be posting the sales links here as soon as they become available.  I must again write of my gratitude to Jon; I have had several people comment that the cover’s going to sell it.  I agree; it has 100% more badassery than any book cover I’ve seen for a long time!  It really is a privilege to have such a great artist create my cover.  To my author friends who are reading, please consider getting Jon to do your next cover.  He’ll kick it out of the park.

‘COAST: An Act Of Burial’ now has its own page at Goodreads.  Go check it out!  Got a couple of favorable reviews already, for which I am very grateful.

Just three days to go … I hope.

Roger and out, X.

Posted by XanderRichards at 24 April 2012

Category: News

If the retailers don’t get my spy novel out on Monday 30th, I’ll doubtless be really embarrassed.  But I guess it’ll happen when it happens.  I’ll just have to make sure that the firework display, orchestral concert, circus, global press conference, space shuttle flyby and all the other huge launch events can be flexible.  I wish!

I’ve made some new author friends thanks to the wonder of Twitter.  One of them, who seems to be a very good writer, has kindly offered to review ‘COAST: An Act Of Burial’ so, by way of return, I’m going to be reviewing the first novel in their sci-fi trilogy.  I’ve got some research and another book to read before I can get my teeth into it, but I’m looking forward to it.  The story concept is fascinatingly unique.

And talking of story concepts, I guess apart from supporting the marketing efforts of my first novel, I have to write the second.  This is a slightly daunting task because, firstly, my brain has mostly been out of writing mode since I finished the first one and, secondly, I had the story of the first in my head for twenty plus years, so it was (relatively) easy.  This time it’s a fresh story, new situations, virgin locations and additional characters—to whatever extent, a new world to play in.  But I’m looking forward to it.

In other news, I’ve found a Print-on-Demand company who are offering incredibly reasonable prices and low minimum order numbers, so it looks like I’ll be able to do a short print run.  The printed copies will mainly be sent to reviewers, but also given to the many people who’ve really helped me out with this venture.

Right, that’s all for now.  Only six days to go… set your diaries to ‘stun’.  Don’t forget to check out my author page on Facebook!

Roger and out, X.

 

Posted by XanderRichards at 19 April 2012

Category: News

Eleven days to go!

Today’s video shoot went very well indeed.  First I want to offer a huge THANK YOU to Ryley Konechny and Nick Betancourt for being co-directors and cameramen, and Joel Dietrich of Evan Hardy Collegiate Media School for making their facilities available.  So anyway, I turned up at Media School and they were already setting up.  It was all very professional: lights, cameras, microphones, make-up; all that sort of stuff.  It was a three camera shoot, although a fourth was used to record the audio tracks.  There was this neat set built like the room of a house, which I suppose could be used for anything like a bedroom, a lounge, maybe even a cafe or something.  But in this case it was pretty much a bare room with a chair in the center.  Yes, I felt like I was being interrogated—but not so brutally as to force me into ‘gray man’ mode.

I also felt like I was on a film set and of course, technically, I was.  But I confess that I’m neither actor nor media-friendly personality.  Obviously this video is me being interviewed about my spy novel ‘COAST: An Act Of Burial’ but, due to the sensitive nature of some of the questions, I’ve had to give rather ambiguous answers.  Honestly I’ve never done anything like this before and it felt strange, although I wasn’t really very nervous.  I confess to have developed a whole new respect for actors, who do this sort of thing all the time.  I mean, how on EARTH do you remember lines, be in character and act naturally all at the same time?  I couldn’t even get being ME right!  It must require some serious talent to be able to do this stuff on a daily basis, whether you’re an actor, an interviewer or a public figure.  Much as I want the novel to sell brilliantly well, I’m really hoping to avoid fame.  I just don’t want that.

For a moment, I must return to Joel Dietrich, who I’ve known for several years as the main man at Media School.  We frequently collaborate on video projects and the students get to come round my work to do their thing.  I sometimes compose music for their videos.  It’s been a productive few years, but Joel shocked me today.  He’s one of the few people I’ve let read ‘COAST: An Act Of Burial’ ahead of release and so, upon learning that he’d finished the book, I asked him what he reckoned to it.  Well, the comments he gave me back were so kind and complimentary that I was actually speechless for a few seconds.  Turns out he REALLY enjoyed it and—in his own words—wanted to punch me at the end because he couldn’t wait for the next one!  Coming from an intelligent, well-read man like Joel, his comments were high praise indeed and I feel very humbled by them.  Now, if a million more feel the same way, I will perhaps consider myself a writer.

And that is all for now.

Roger and out, X.

Posted by XanderRichards at 17 April 2012

Category: News

I’ve been writing espionage articles for Steve, my internet marketing guru and tech-whizz.  I know they’re something to do with his marketing efforts, but I’m not sure what just yet.  All will become clear in the fullness of time, no doubt.  He is a cunning one, that Steve.  I’m also hoping to see him again before long; can’t say too much about that.

Just thirteen more days until ‘COAST: An Act Of Burial‘ is released.  I hope the retailers get it onto their sites promptly.  It would be a bit daft to stir up all this buzz and then have to say “sorry lads, just a few more days”.  Things being as they are, I’m sure some will be late and I’ll just have to deal with it.  The annoying thing is that the URLs to buy the book won’t become available until then, but as soon as they do you can bet we’ll be throwing them on our Buy The Novel page right here.  We’re taking care of compatibility with all the popular e-reader platforms and many that aren’t so popular.  Yes, even if you have a five year old Palm Treo like I do, you can read ‘COAST: An Act Of Burial‘ on it.

On that point; if its application version for Windows is anything to go by, I’d get a B&N Nook.  It was by far the best looking of all the e-reader apps I tried, but Calibre was definitely the most configurable and I like that too.  I suppose sometime I’ll have to take the plunge and actually get myself a physical e-reader or tablet, but I’m not much of a gadget guy (you may have ascertained that from the previous paragraph.  Who on earth has a five year old cellphone?  Seriously).

A big thank you now to everyone who’s following me on Twitter.  You know, you are some seriously brilliant people and I’m very grateful to you for your interest in what I’m doing.  Hint; tell all your friends to buy the book!  But seriously, I really am thankful for all the people who are showing interest in COAST.

Something else to look forward to, but a little later than the release of the novel; Marvel’s ‘The Avengers’ is opening here on May 4th.  Man, am I excited to see that movie!

Roger and out, X.